Why California?

• Sunshine Galore: Let’s face it, Denmark’s weather is… well, let’s just say it’s cozy. California has 300 days of sunshine a year. Imagine swapping your rain boots for flip-flops!
• Tech Dominance: Gaining an extra bunch of Tech bros? Great! It is what every democracy needs.
• Avocado Toast Forever: California grows 90% of the U.S.’s avocados. That’s right – we’ll never run out of avocado toast.
• To protect the free world: Most people say we have the best freedom. Colossal freedom.
• Disneyland: We’ll rename it Hans Christian Andersenland. Mickey Mouse in a Viking helmet? Yes, please.

Why Trump Might Sell

Let’s be honest – Trump isn’t exactly California’s biggest fan. He’s called it "the most ruined state in the Union" and has feuded with its leaders for years. We’re pretty sure he’d be willing to part with it for the right price.

And hey, we’ll even throw in a lifetime supply of Danish pastries to sweeten the deal.

As for the will of the citizens? Well, let’s face it – when has that ever stopped him? If Trump wants to sell California, he’ll sell California.

The Tremendous Plan

1. Crowdfunding Goal of $1 trillion (give or take a few billion). That’s just 200,000 kroner from every Dane. Skip a few lattes, and you’re golden.
2. We’ll send our bestest negotiators – Lego executives and the cast of Borgen.
3. It is in the national interest to promote the extraordinary heritage of our Nation, so California will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles.
4. Danish Values: We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød to every street corner. Rule of law, universal health care and fact based politics might apply.